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Shoe Despair: Images Edition!
This is what I was talking about! Some of the lace-up options are certainly cute, but you do know that those laces are the devil’s own, right? They get loose, they come undone, and your cat is going to...
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Flip Flops and Other Footwear Wrongnesses
Well darlings, you KNOW that someone sent this Boston Globe article to PeaceBang knowing that she would crow in solidarity and total agreement! HELL, YEA. Flip flops do not belong on adult feet unless...
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Slides, For A Shuffling-Around Life
Darlings, the latest in footwear fads is the slide. I hate them. Slides are for the pool. Fancying them up with silk and bows does not make them appropriate footwear for anyone who wants to project an...
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Be Pure Of Sole
Hello honey heads, how have you been? There you are at the thing: the meeting, the service, the protest, the potluck. You have washed up and shined up and showed up. You are engaged. You are grateful...
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Wedge Sandals
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO *THINK* ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES MET THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IN BARE LEGS. GODDAMMIT, MELANIA, WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN? YOU DON’T GO BARE-LEGGED TO...
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